Bad Baby Names: Mafia Edition

We kick things off with our traditional bog-standard Bad Baby Names: Kolten, Dicen (Dicen? Seriously?), Jaisyn, and Eliezer. Moving swiftly on, we find little Chevelyn. I think this little girl has a mom who liked the name Evelyn (which is a nice name) and a dad who liked Chevy . I also think this little girl has a set of parents who are idiots. As a prospective father, one bit of advice I’ve received regarding trying to come up with a name for our kid is “think like a seven-year old and come up with nicknames.” Airey’s parents didn’t use this rule. Come on, Airey Fairy? That’s an obvious one. I’m sure my readers can come up with more. And besides, Airey is a stupid hippie name anyhow. Little Azalea Rose’s parents must really like flowers. I can’t understand why you would want to name your child Dynasty. I can’t understand why you would want to name your child Princess. It’s cute when she̵...