Cartoon Violence Just Wants Us All To Get Along [Joke And Dagger Dept.]

Each week, the Comics Curmudgeon helps explain Today’s Cartoons. Welcome to our new confusing, post-Super Tuesday world! Since Republicans are good at falling into line once the true alpha male is revealed, they seem to have their plan figured out, while the Democrats, with their rampant overthinking and argumentativeness, are beginning to realize that they’ll be processing about who should get the nomination for months and months and months. Is there an alternative to Howard Dean choosing a name out of a hat? As ever, our political cartoonists are here to help. The white lady or the black fellow? Find out how we can pick, after the jump. Nominee to be determined by: A Valentine’s Day sex-off to be refereed by the Democratic donkey. Pros: As everyone knows, sexual potency and skill are the most important characteristics of an American president. And the Democratic donkey, being the living embodiment of his party of sex fiends and deviants, is ...