I don’t know why it happens, but it happens with disturbing frequency.
A customer wants to report a problem, and then illustrate it with a
screenshot or two,
but instead of attaching the screenshots,
they paste the screenshots inside a Word document
(and for some reason it’s always Word)
and then attach the Word document.
It’s not a Christmas present.
People aren’t going to say "Wow, I wonder what’s inside?
I’m brimming with anticipation!"
They’re going to say,
"Oh great, I can’t even see the screen shot.
I have to download the attachment,
scan it for viruses,
then load it into Word.
Oh wait, this is a Word 2007 document and I only have Word 2003;
let me run the converter first.
Okay good, now I can open the document to see, oh, look, it’s a picture."
Most people won’t bother.
And then you’re going to wonder why
nobody answered your first message .
If you insist on attaching the pictures,
just attach ...
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Unlikely excuses: A faulty microchipFrom: blogs.msdn.com
Post Date: 2007-10-11 07:00:01
Last year,
a talking action figure was discovered to utter a curse word .
A spokesperson for the store said that the problem might be
a faulty microchip.
Huh?
What microchips fail by saying curse words?
I mean, I can see the voice chip failing by generating static
or chopping up the audio so as to become unintelligible,
but what are the odds that a chip will just happen to fail by
reassembling the audio to form a popular curse word?
Mind you, the problem may sti...
more Microspeak: ActionableFrom: blogs.msdn.com
Post Date: 2007-10-10 07:00:00
The word actionable
has as its primary meaning "providing grounds for legal action",
but in the world of management, it is the secondary meaning
"capable of being acted upon" that is more common.
Something that is actionable provides a specific demand
for action.
Although I’m not necessarily a big fan of the word itself,
I definitely appreciate the value of the concept it is trying
to capture.
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