Experts agree that solving the health insurance crisis in this country, even if pursued vigorously, could take at least eight years.
Fortunately, John McCain’s economic advisor John Goodman (yes, that John Goodman ), has a plan to solve the crisis that can be implemented in eight seconds .
"I have a solution. And it will cost not one thin dime," Mr. Goodman said. "The next president of the United States should sign an executive order requiring the Census Bureau to cease and desist from describing any American - even illegal aliens - as uninsured. Instead, the bureau should categorize people according to the likely source of payment should they need care.
"So, there you have it. Voila! Problem solved."
Fuck yeah! I always suspected I could bring my grandfather back to life if I just stopped describing him as dead.
Can I also make John McCain’s candidacy go away, if I stop describing it as viable?
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Democrats may tax health benefits - The Boston Globe WASHINGTON - In the last month of the presidential campaign, it was one of Barack Obama and Joe Biden’s strongest attack lines: John McCain, they warned, would “tax your healthcare benefits for the first time ever.”But now, some Congressional Democrats in charge of health reform are talking about doing just that. ... more
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Welcome to Vichy America
This was not just another election. The last time we had a presidential election, the Left tried to get a brazen traitor elected - namely John Kerry. This new President from the Left is even more than that. Obama was no traitor, because he never was really on our side in the first place. Obama was really a foreign candidate - in spirit, funding, and citizenship.
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Friday, 28 November 2008
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Out in California, they recalled 143 million pounds of tainted beef. That’s one triple-stacked burger at Wendy’s. A hundred forty three million pounds of tainted beef! I believe that’s the largest amount of tainted meat since Roger Clemens.”
-David Letterman
“John McCain seems reinvigorated. He has a new campaign slogan, ‘he’ll lead you into the 21st century.’ [...]... more
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We have 3 copies of DEATH SENTENCE (18) on DVD, courtesy of Entertainment in Video, to give away in a VideoVista prize draw.
Based on Brian Garfield’s novel Death Wish, this dramatic thriller stars Kevin Bacon, Garrett Hedlund, Kelly Preston, John Goodman, and Leigh Whannell. It’s directed by James Wan.
The DVD is released by Entertainment In Video, available to buy (price £19.99) from 21st January 2008.
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Speed Racer From: indielondon.co.uk Post Date: 2008-11-06 07:38:00
DVD & BLU RAY SPECIAL FEATURES: Speed Pass (Blu-Ray Exclusive) – In movie application. Learn about character’s cars, race track etc…as well as interviews with Formula 1 and NASCAR drivers; Wonderful World of Racing (aka Mock Doc); Supercharged (Blu-Ray Exclusive); Car Fu Cinema (Blu-Ray Exclusive); Spritle in the Big Leagues.
THE first thing to say about Speed Racer is that it isn’t really a movie so much as a computer game played out on the big screen that offers numerous ... more
The Westchester Cup is apparently a go as whatever difficulties were initially faced have been resolved. USPA Chairman Tom Biddle and Executive Director Peter Rizzo have weighed in on the international competition and have offered their expertise and support in the staging of the February 21 Westchester Cup.
IPC owner John Goodman has donated his fields [...]... more
After Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada announced that Stephen Colbert is still running for president in the Marvel Universe , we decided to follow up by contacting a reporter in that universe for updates on his campaign:
Otherworlders Put Colbert on Border Patrol
Ken Ellis, DB Staff Reporter
The subject of comprehensive immigration reform is a growing presidential predicament these days. But Stephen Colbert believes that the recommendations to secure U.S. borders from... more
The Huffington Post is reporting that all is maybe not well between Barack Obama and his liberal lapdog supporters ...
Only weeks into the general election campaign and already a notable tension is beginning to materialize within the Democratic Party. At question is Sen. Barack Obama’s relationship with the progressive netroots, the online community that helped aid the Senator’s rise to the presidential nomination, but has since seemingly played second fiddle in terms of courted... more
Algoreaphobia : (noun) The irrational fear of Al Gore.
Usage: My friend couldn’t watch "An Inconvenient Truth" due to his acute case of algoreaphobia.
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