Leslie Bennetts stars in ‘Dude, Where’s My Car?’

Leslie Bennetts  should activate the Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam on the Continuum Transfunctioner, save the universe and deliver Breast Enhancement Necklaces to the world. Because, Dude. Reading the opinion piece she wrote for the New York Post, “ Hillary & Katie, Two Women Pioneers … Driven off a Cliff ,” is like waking up with a stoner’s hangover and a house full of pudding. What’s her point? When she writes about everyday, ordinary American women for whom things go wrong, they’re stupid — willfully obtuse parasites who demonstrate for their children that woman is the n***** of the world. When she writes about Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton , D-N.Y., and Katie Couric , for whom things — according to Bennetts — have gone wrong, they’re victims. Well-paid, well-heeled victims of the patriarchy that calls for Couric to display her “denuded gams” for her $15 million annual paycheck. Bennetts says...