LOL fundies: I can haz cyberpistol 2?

Apparently, The desire to ridicule the idea of revereing a piece of unlevened bread is a "threat" to the Republican National convention. My favorite quotes from the article above: “I just felt security at the Republican National Convention ought to look at him and his followers,” Foley told CNA in a phone interview on Wednesday morning. He reported that he had not received an update about his request. Voicing his concerns about Myers, Foley said: “What I think he has done, he’s loaded a cyberpistol and he’s cocked it and he’s left it on the table. He may have set something in motion that no one can stop. It was irresponsible, a hell of a thing to do.” Oh my goodness!  Myers has a cyberpistol??!!  Whoa.  I want one too!  "Dear Budda, please bring me a cyberpistol, ooooh!  and a jet pack! (apologies to Joss Wheden) And this one is good too. Foley said he believes Myers was telling his rea...