Makeover: Let’s Make McCain More Like Bush

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So, I have a great idea:

With four months until Election Day, and four months since Sen. McCain secured his party’s nomination, the Arizona senator is relaunching his campaign. Trailing Democrat Barack Obama in the polls and dogged by the dismal approval ratings for the administration of George W. Bush, the campaign rearranged its staff last week. The primary reason: to sharpen its messages.

Trailing in the polls? Who knew? Anyway, since McCain is such a terrible campaigner who can’t read a teleprompter, and since McCain’s biggest liability is comparison to Bush, why don’t we make him more scripted, and take away the thing that his supporters purport to like about him: his spontaneity?

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Oooh, that will work. Let’s run his campaign just like 2000 and 2004. Let’s remind people everything we dislike about President 23%, including hiring all the Bush hands we can. Let’s do this while attacking Obama for not being his own core self.

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Anyone want to bet on how many personnel changes the McCain camp will have between now and then? I hear Ken Duberstein is still available.

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