Finding Nemo is a lie.
Oh yeah, they look all cute when you’re happily snorkeling.
There they are, peeking their little faces out from inside the anemone. Adorable!
And there they are, skittishly swimming partway up to see you. Awww! He’s curious!
And there they are, bashfully swimming away. He’s shy!
And there they are, screwing up their courage for a closer look. What a little trooper!
And there I am, distracted by the shiny blue fish that just raced by, so I turn around, and-
CHOMP!
The little bugger FRICKING BIT ME!
Over the course of two hours snorkeling, three clownfish bit me .
Lesson learned: clownfish are assholes.
[Photo credit: Mshai ]
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eyes drying outFrom: feeds.feedburner.com
Post Date: 2008-03-21 23:15:23
We’ve been travelling now for 15 hours. Three airports, seven security checks, six glasses of water, and 4 time zones.
We haven’t even hit the halfway point.
And My Lovely Wife just stuck her tongue out at me.
Malaysia, here we come!
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more should i take offence?From: feeds.feedburner.com
Post Date: 2008-03-14 07:36:02
On a road trip for work today, in a different city.
And I have a question.
Is it wrong to feel slightly offended when your ability to successfully utilize instructions to the coffee shop fails and you are forced to return to the Giver Of Instructions for a second attempt?
And prior to elaborating on the instructions, the Giver Of Instructions ever-so-slightly scolds you for not being able to follow such a simple set of directions?
As if she were gently — oh, so gently — rubb...
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Post Date: 2008-03-07 11:55:09
[Lurches into frame. Bangs shin on misplaced ottoman. Rubs sleepy bugs out of eyes.]
*Cough*
Uh.
Hey.
How you doing?
Me? Where have I been? How dare I? What gives me the right? Who do I think I am? After not a word not a peep for weeks and you’re worried worried sick that I’ve fallen in a ditch somewhere and there I am lying in the rain with ditch water rising slowly around me bleeding profusely (are my tetanus shots even up-to-date?) and with nary a cookie in sig...
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