Register for SXSW You Lazy Asshole

With the CMJ Music Marathon coming up in NYC at the end of October, I got to thinking about South by SouthWest - that music festival better known as SXSW that I’ve torn the fuck up for the past three years, and which I plan to attend every March until the day I die.  It’s a week of absolute debauchery in the name of music - most of which is pretty damn good, or at least interesting, or at least capable of attracting hipster chicks who are willing to undress in public . There’s more and more hip-hop at SXSW every year, but I’m continuously disappointed by the absence of some of my favorite artists.  It’s not a conspiracy, though - it’s because most of you are too lazy to submit your music on time - or, worse yet, at all.  So here’s your opportunity: Click This Link Here to see what you need to do in order to get down South next March.  This is where people break out; so hurry the fuck up - the deadline for submissions i...