So as everyone knows, that wacky John McCain is the most hilariousest guy on the face of the earth. Why, he’s charmed pretty much every pool journalist, what with the jokes and the laughs and the general japery.
What types of jokes does John McCain tell? Oh, you know…awesome ones. Like, say, this one from 1986, for example :
Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, ‘Where is that marvelous ape?’
Ha her hum…huh? Did John McCain just really make a joke about a woman being raped and beaten within an inch of her life? That can’t possibly be. I mean, someone must just be making stuff up, knowing that it’s impossible to find information from 22 years ago. Well, except for this contemporaneous coverage that Tedski found (.pdf&#...
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We all know Mike Huckabee, Sam Brownback, Fred Thompson, and Tom Tancredo are conservatives. Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, and John McCain also called themselves conservatives. Sometime in this past year I wrote about how the word conservative doesn’...... more
By CHRIS PACKHAM
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Just when you think the anti-choicers can’t get any more bizarre, they go and prove themselves crazier than you ever thought they could be. Today’s story comes from my home state of Minnesota, where the abortion rate has risen slightly :
A report issued Monday by the Minnesota Department of Health shows an increase in the number of abortions performed. 14,065 abortions were performed in 2006, compared to 13,362 in 2005, a five percent increase. The rate of increase was even steeper a... more
Oh no, Mark Steyn has discovered that the end of Western Civilization is nigh ! It’s all tied to this article in The Economist , which tells a dire tale:
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