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Steve Jobs = Cthulhu

Post Date: Mar 18, 2008 7:16 a.m.
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No, it’s true. Really. It makes total sense. It explains so much . Think about it . Once, ages ago, a race of bizarre, loathesome creatures ruled the Earth. Writhing and gibbering in the Stygian darkness of their lair, ravening for the blood of those who worshipped them, this strange Protean race nearly destroyed the youthful planet in its ceaseless quest to slake their endless thirst for the very souls of the damned . They were the Great Old Ones . And in this pantheon, one monstrosity reigned supreme. Great Cthulhu . Right now, everyone reading is thinking “You’re wrong. These guys look nothing alike.” Of course not, his true identity is obfuscated by the best possible disguise known to man: Ugly glasses. Ugly glasses, made even more opaque by parting his strangely masculine hair differently. If Cthulhu had glasses and parted to the left, these would be virtually identical, right down to the AppleStore he’s crawl...

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