Sucktastic!!!!1

Received two interesting and presumably unrelated Comcast mailings today. The first was my bill (I pay $60 per year for an unlisted number? WTF!), which included a revised “Agreement for Residential Services” ( PDF here from Comcast ). More on that in a minute. Next was an awesome letter telling me that I’m such an awesome customer that my bill will be increasing an awesome $20 at the end of my promotion period, but no worries, like the hero in a Michael Bay movie, I will be receiving a totally awesome $10 credit on my bill (which is really a $10 surcharge). Brilliant. Also included were three coupons for three on-demand movie rentals valued at $4.99 each (sadly, not including Wrestlemania or Hot Tub Housewives 37). If this is how Comcast plans on staving off the exodus towards FIOS , they are in for a world of hurt. But back to that Agreement for Residential Services, to be referred to hereafter referred to as TOS ...