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“Last night I made a joke that it was in far worse taste than I imagined. Mark Thomas was talking about a rude Jesus statue that has got the Baltic Gallery in trouble. Basically, it is Jesus with an erection. After mark I went on and said that I now couldn’t get the image of Jesus’s erection out of my head and kept thinking of a conversation with Mary Magdalene, “So how Jesus last night?� “Well on the down side he made me fellate him, on the up side my mouth ulcer is cured�. Hmmmm,... more

My ‘bad stand-up’ character, which most people didn’t tend to get. And thankfully, the day we filmed the show, it bombed spectacularly! I did the character as an open spot at a later gig and it went down really well. Never gig at midday. It’s just a bad idea! Still, enjoy! ... more

johnbrissenden : thesophie : A new ‘documentary’ (it’s a reality TV show) just finished on Channel 4. It’s called The Family. It just follows a family. It’s really good actually. If you’re the sort of person who liked Big Brother the first couple of series then got sick of the freak parading, then I reckon you’ll like this. There’s a Mum who’s just turned forty and is drained to eye-bag wonderment, a Dad (I probably would), a sweet and clumsy lad, ... more

johnbrissenden : Here’s a thing: on discus, he’s plain old Mr Feastingonroadkill .  Nothing strange about that, just one of millions of Mr Feastingonroadkills you’d find in any phone book.  But here, on super-hip, scenester’s paradise Tumblr, he’s feastingonroadkill - no title, no first name, like a South American footballer.   Which is it, Mr F - if that is your real name, that is? I was thinking of having Monica as my Moniker.... more