Unspeakable Homes and Gardens

In-demand international businessman Abdul Nyarlathotep and his charming wife Shub Niggurath had never seen a challenge like the old Gloaming homestead, but, having once seen it, they knew they had to have it. Putting to good use all their famed persuasiveness, the duo finally convinced the eccentric recluse to let them take possession. “Yes,” chuckles the dryly avuncular Nyarlathotep , “you could say we made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.” The couple have previously given our readers tantalizing glimpses of the gardens and furnishings , but are now ready to reveal their elegant and eldritch abode to our eager cameras. As I liveblog this, my tummy is rumbling, for there is to be a buffet dinner party later, doubtless some marvelously exotic recipes they’ve picked up in their travels, and Mrs. Nyarlathotep has promised that, as her highly esteemed guests from Unspeakable Homes and Gardens , we will be eating first. Mrs. S...