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When I Said “We” Were Trying…

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HELLO OUT THERE!

Sorry for the all CAPS greeting. I’m at Starcrack as I type this, and I had far too much coffee and now have to pee like a racehorse. Why MUST the bathroom require a key? Is toilet paper theft on the rise? And why does the key have a piece of luggage attached to it?

Looks like I have to make this a quickie. There’s a line for the key to the porcelain throne and I’ve given up waiting.

Anyhoo…so it turns out I may just have just knocked up the second pregnant man ever. What? You didn’t hear about the lady who became a dude and got married, but decided to keep his girlie parts? Here’s a link if you don’t believe me.

If you are a regular reader here, you know that Dadisodes and I boarded the reproductive train this weekend. Only 3 days later and I was dumbfounded when I saw such immediate results.

*Last night right after dinner*

Dadisodes: Ugh…I’m still hungry.

Me: Do you want seconds? There is still more food. Would you like another bowl of rice?

Dadisodes: No…No…I want something….Ugh….

Me: WHAT? Meat? A drink? Coffee?

Dadisodes: No….*tapping index finger on his lips*…I really want something….BAAAD! Like Chocolate Cake. Cold Chocolate Cake with that FROSTING in a jar! Yea, yea…chocolate cake with that chilled fudge frosting on top…Mmmmmm.”

Me: Uh… I just scheduled my girlie check-up for next month. Shall I change it to stirrups for two?