lecheese shalllonge Post Source: www.donkeypuncher.com Posted: Feb 27 2008 10:19:00
from lecheeseon wednesday a unique tournament will take place at full tilt poker. myself and a few of internets best poker authors are going to play a two table sitngo and determine who the best poker blogger is best at playing poker that is. not writing.the tournament is sponsored by rakebrain.com and has the slightly narcissistic name lecheese challenge. well play a mixture of texas holdem and ... [Show More]
chicago charity event Post Source: www.donkeypuncher.com Posted: Feb 12 2008 14:05:00
a few chicago charity events are coming up. first there is windy city nights hosted by the junior league. steve rosenbloom will be the celebrity director. mrs dp is in the jl. every event that we attend has tons of good looking ladies. im definitely playing in this one.5th annual windy city nights ante up for charitysaturday march 29 2008700 pm midnightgermania place108 west germania place... [Show More]
it was roughly 11am friday in the ymca locker room. i was changing out of my workout gear when a large shirtless man in spandex shorts started walking in my direction.i assumed that he was just heading to his locker. then when he was about three feet away i feared that he was going to try to strike up a conversation. or worse hit on me or rape me.hey man did you have a good workoutfuck he was ... [Show More]
new truckin Post Source: www.donkeypuncher.com Posted: Feb 09 2008 15:24:00
1. benson and hedges by paul mcguirei looked at her arms and wrists. she didnt appear to be a cutter but she listened to a lot of angry indie chick rock and idolized ani difranco. her sullenness always bothered me. i wanted to try to talk to her but it was not easy. she used to sit in her room and drink alone... more2. declaration of independence and love by betty undergroundit felt like i had sto... [Show More]
a cottonpickin shame Post Source: www.donkeypuncher.com Posted: Feb 03 2008 19:08:00
this is so wrong. the display must have been put up by a norwegian.var sitesm3hoo chie...... [Show More]
stupid touchpad Post Source: www.donkeypuncher.com Posted: Jan 22 2008 21:52:00
i was so damn excited to put in another bet on the river that i accidentally folded this hand. dammit.stupid touchpad. stupid wine.var sitesm3hoo chie...... [Show More]
got porn Post Source: www.donkeypuncher.com Posted: Jan 10 2008 21:13:00
a year ago i attended the adult video porn convention in las vegas. i met some talent and posed for photos with the ladies.i only wish that my buddy had flipchips skills.take a look at his pics from the expo. ill time ya....var sitesm3hoo chie...... [Show More]
the tomlintop Post Source: www.donkeypuncher.com Posted: Jan 06 2008 12:50:00
since returning the work laptop its been a rough few days. usually i spend saturday watching sports on the tele while downloading porno playing poker and downloading more porno. what the hell did people do before laptops and wireless internet access talk to each other read books purchase porno from convenience stores sheesh.so anyway my sports wagering for the day was looking good after seattle wo... [Show More]
ahh the freedom... Post Source: www.donkeypuncher.com Posted: Jan 03 2008 19:59:00
i sent farewell emails to my coworkers today. there were three separate emails. one to teammates who i worked with daily. another to those i interacted with somewhat frequently. and a final email to the people whose company i actually enjoyed.tomorrow is my last day. happy hour begins in my basement at 1pm. its been damn cold lately. unfortunately beginning jan 1 smoking is now banned in al... [Show More]
happy new year Post Source: www.donkeypuncher.com Posted: Dec 31 2007 15:49:00
happy fuckin new year peoplesbe safe dont drive. and if youre gonna drink champagne drink the good stuff go illini var sitesm3hoo chie...... [Show More]
there has to be a minimum iq requirement and maximum age requirement for those who want to use the selfcheckout registers at the grocery store. i swear i always end up behind the criminally retarded or an octogenarian who cant even operate a microwave. tonight i waited 20 minutes behind two people who couldnt scan their cheetohs hohos and goya products. this while the lines with people with carts ... [Show More]
if you cant tell thats what ive been doing for the past week. wake up hit the gym. head home take a nap. then start the drinking smoking and gambling. i loves me the holiday season.yesterday we had a little bit of snow. being the good husband i am i went outside into the bitter cold and shoveled. i spent a total of forty minutes outside ten shoveling the last half hour smoking an ashton vsg encha... [Show More]
ballin Post Source: www.donkeypuncher.com Posted: Dec 28 2007 11:25:00
loyal readers might remember the story of the old men locker room fight. the irving park ymca is indeed a strange place. im halfway through my shorttimer transition period at work. this means daily trips to the gym.early last week i noticed something back to back days that i thought was odd but probably a coincidence. theres an older gentleman who enjoys watching the news in the locker room in... [Show More]
so lets say hypothetically of course that you spent christmas at your motherinlaws home surrounded by all of her family. and hypothetically you and your wife were assigned her mothers room as sleeping quarters. and you know its never happened to me but you were in the mood and she wasnt going for it.so what do you doyou wouldnt rub one out and leave the tissue in the sheets would youyeah me neithe... [Show More]
...you should really check out www.stogie review.com . they of course review cigars and accessories and provide useful information on cigar carestorage. in the dry winter months my humidors lose quite a bit of their humidity so i followed their tips and product suggestions for winterizing the humidor. all good now. now if i could only get permission to smoke inside the house...take a look at their ... [Show More]
me likey me slogan Post Source: www.donkeypuncher.com Posted: Dec 25 2007 09:46:00
fill it to the rim with donkeypuncher.enter a word for your own slogan generated by the advertising slogan generator for all your slogan needs. get more donkeypuncher slogans.merry chrismukkah everybodyvar sitesm3hoo chie...... [Show More]
garth and i have money riding on who can pick more active players who will appear on the mitchell report. heres my teamc ivan rodriguez1b albert pujols2b marcus gilesss nomar garciaparra3b fernando tatisof troy glausof luis gonzalezof jay gibbonssp mark priorrp eric gagnedb uncle braceletvar sitesm3hoo chie...... [Show More]
4 is the magic number Post Source: www.donkeypuncher.com Posted: Nov 27 2007 17:08:00
4am after getting bounced from the hoy i filled a pitcher of beer from the kegerator and joined a 6 handed tourney at ftp. at the final table i actually fell asleep at the for a few hands. around 4am i was eliminated. in 4th place.4pm i spent a good portion of the day at majestic star casino in beautiful gary indiana. i joined their 70 15 freezeout. yes thats over 21 juice. i played reaso... [Show More]
its that time of year. time for me to pimp my favorite charity poker event. its the majestic star casino event to benefit childrens oncology services inc. booze and food are included so youre drinking eating and playing cards to help kids with cancerjoin me and watch me harrass richard roeper and for the 4th year in a row witness my friends feeble attempts to pick up the same girl.var sitesm3... [Show More]
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