one publication had the guts to ask the question a lot of us asked back in the day do we really need gym class you can read the shocking findings in the article majority of americans never use physical education after high school . an excerpt
according to a recent poll nearly 85 percent of all americans admitted that since entering the real world they have found very ...... [Show More]
new paininducing advil created for people who just want to feel something anything the onion americas finest news source
a nationwide advertising campaign for the new medication is slated to begin next week. in the first of two 30second tv spots a woman is shown walking outside on a winters day and coming upon a puppy that has frozen to death. as she stares unblinkingly at ...... [Show More]
another great spoof article from the onion
solid snake tacticalespionage expert and star of playstations metal gear solid questioned the nature of the universe monday when moments after his 11th death in two hours a cruel god forced him to con tinue822 1 his earthly toil and suffering. is this all there is asked snake hiding in a storage...... [Show More]
philadelphia wyeth pharmaceuticals unveiled a new paincausing line of advil this week that will help millions of benumbed hollow consumers to feel at least somewhat alive for up to four hours. advil release delivers a soothing burst of pain when cold and listless americans need it most wyeth ceo bernard j. poussot said during a press conference monday. just two capsules can deli...... [Show More]
history doomed to repeat itself reports man who just dropped food on pants
denverafter dropping a chili dog in his lap tuesday area resident marcus nielson addressed the foodrelated blunder calling it but another example of how history marred by the inevitable folly of man repeats itself. will mankind never learn asked nielson gazing into the middle distance his outstre...... [Show More]
party pity Post Source: www.mushinnoshin.com Posted: Nov 21 2008 17:54:07
while the content of the post is completely unrelated the onion somehow managed to perfectly capture the essence of the woes of tennessee democrats with just a title
phils party reminds area man why he doesnt go to phils parties...... [Show More]
on the road Post Source: www.prowomanprolife.org Posted: Nov 21 2008 16:08:48
im in washington dc on the tail end of a most interesting conference. today i have the day off. i went jogging on the mall tried to circle capitol hill but you can tth ey have it all fenced off to get ready for the inauguration.
you may be expecting some weighty analysisthe tone and tenure of dc postelection perhaps what is going on in politicswhat was my con...... [Show More]
the morning news Post Source: slog.thestranger.com Posted: Nov 21 2008 15:09:22
its like another world video of the unbelievable light show in attendance chris tucker kylie minogue and robert deniro put on to celebrate the opening of a new resort in dubai on an artificial island in the shape of a palm tree .
back in the this world u.s. and alqaeda are both going down by 2025 according to an american intelligence report.
the l...... [Show More]
i like a good lolcat just as much as the next guy unless the next guy happens to be alex who is not amused but ive never given it quite as much thought as jay dixit has as he makes apparent in i can has cheezburger and pathos
obamas doing fireside chats on the youtube . it looks like this is going to be the first administration to really em...... [Show More]
the onion Post Source: rightkindofphrase.yuku.com Posted: Nov 21 2008 11:42:30
warning this website will only add to the hours you waste your life on the internet.
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peja stojakovic humor Post Source: www.infotainmentnews.net Posted: Nov 21 2008 05:26:37
as reported in the onion .
hornets small forward peja stojakovic entertained his teammates tuesday with his heartwarming tale of growing up in wartorn croatia and waking up one christmas morning to find a brand new regulation human head under the tree. of course my parents could not afford it but i didnt know that and i could not contain myself as i unwrapped the bow and immed...... [Show More]
whiskey joke friday Post Source: whiskeyjournal.com Posted: Nov 21 2008 04:00:26
from the onion
new texas legislation would require whiskey bottles to be shot out of air immediately after being emptied
austin txa new piece of legislation proposed yesterday on the floor of the texas legislature would require that all whiskey bottles be tossed overhead and shot clean out of the air the moment they are emptied. every texan is responsible for disposing of his o...... [Show More]
markos moulitsas points out that the senate is pretty much just as worthless under obama as it was under bush.
todd beeton wants to know if joe lieberman will ever be held responsible for anything .
no casualties reported in rahm emanuels first meetings with gop congressional leadership.
ron paul wants to kill taxes on personal income and replace them with taxes on noth...... [Show More]
i guess the old saying is true when it rains a bunch of terrible problems brought on by myself due to my bizarre uncontrollable sexual appetites it pours. looks like someone let the affair cat out of the wife bag the onion...... [Show More]
if only someone had written a song describing the bittersweet cyclical nature of the fatherson relationship the onion americas finest news source...... [Show More]
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